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March 18th, 2008
So I officially haven't done anything on this site in about 2 years...oops.
Anyways, don't expect much and you won't be disappointed :)
I am going to try to update everything more frequently...maybe come on here and gripe about the world once in a while (when needed).
Other than that, have a look around and I hope you enjoy!
March 27th, 2008
I'm sick of winter, damn it. Every time we get a little tease of half-decent weather, our hopes are snatched away like Twinkies at fat camp. I love Chicago. I think it's the greatest city in the world. However, when the gray, slushy, gloomy, shit-tastic days of February in Chicago find themselves getting comfortable in late March, I start getting pissed. If the sun doesn't show up soon, I'm going to be forced to turn into a super-villain and invent a weather machine. And the first person to complain about the heat will be promptly punched in the face and fed to my evil henchmen. That is all.
